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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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