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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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