Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.