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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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