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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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