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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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