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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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