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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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