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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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