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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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