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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Zeus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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