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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Yoda eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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