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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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