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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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