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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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