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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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