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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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