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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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