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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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