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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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