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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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