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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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