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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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