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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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