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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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