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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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