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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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