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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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