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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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