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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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