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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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