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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Toby eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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