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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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