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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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