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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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