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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Millie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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