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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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