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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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