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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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