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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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