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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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