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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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