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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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