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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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