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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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