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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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