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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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