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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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