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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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