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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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