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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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