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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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