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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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