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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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