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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Picard eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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